Tuesday, 10 July 2012

The Beast That Killed Women reviewed by Bersercules

Hi, I'm Evil Bersercules, the Ber- Evil - Herc!

And since Bersercules doesn't have the guts to put nudity on his blog, I'm putting his video here!


The Beast That Killed Women reviewed by... by makinanid


I hope you enjoy!

PS sorry that there's an ad before the video, dailymotion apparently does that to finance itself, I don't get any of the money from the ad either...  that's life...
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35 comments:

  1. GADAFINY11 July 2012 at 07:36

    I like the name of the movie.

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    1. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:08

      Yeah its a damn good name!

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    2. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:19

      Glad you like the movies name! I made it up! I'm a time traveler!

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  2. Outcast11 July 2012 at 08:35

    I'm loving the moustache evil Bersecules, damn you're a bad man. Great review too dude, I can't believe that she only killed one woman yet they used that title. Maybe the beast had killed before!

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    1. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:09

      I'm glad you liked it! I hope the beast killed before! cause someone not being able to count to "one" is pretty lame!

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    2. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:19

      I'm the badest mother f*cker around! I was mad that the beast didn't just kill them all!

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  3. Pat Hatt11 July 2012 at 08:50

    The evil beserc even helps with financing, selling out to the corporate hordes, so evil. I don't think even nudity could save it, but the coke ad placement just might haha, the end, maybe not, the end, damn keyboard, the end.

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    1. Pat Hatt11 July 2012 at 08:51

      Oh and the push on the tush was so grand but you were scary hahaha

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    2. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:11

      I was gonna talk about the coke ad placement in the video but I couldn't think of anything to say about it! I wonder if Coke even knew about it or if they just filmed infront of it cause it was a convenient spot!

      the end!

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    3. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:20

      I'm a financial wizard! I don't sell out, I sell out others!

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  4. Anonymous11 July 2012 at 09:06

    I think this movie hates me. Or I hate the movie. I'm not sure which. I've seen three ads so far when it got stuck trying to play and I refreshed it. Stupid internet connection! Grrrr!!!!

    I think I like the idea of an evil berserc herc. Kind of scary but not so scary you won't watch his naked movie reviews.

    Alright, I'm going to try this one more time!

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    1. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:12

      I hope the internet starts working for you better!

      Good luck!

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    2. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:21

      I invented the internet! for the sole reason of pissing off people!

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  5. Unknown11 July 2012 at 12:25

    Wow this had to have had an X rating during the time it was released. The masturbating Bersercules, oh God!! Remember when we were talking about you doing a make-believe blooper reel. I think this would have been a good place to put in a really funny blooper.

    And those two girls that bunk up together. There's no way anyone can call that gratuitous nudity. I disagree with you, these girls were totally necessary for the plot, without these two the movie would have made no sense at all. In that there would have been no reason for the guys wearing trench coats that snuck into theatres late at night with a bottle of ripple in a brown sack to see this work of art. I bet the floor was really sticky after this film ran too.

    I like your profile picture Evil Bersercules, you're way sexier than your tame twin (don't tell him I said that!!).

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    1. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:16

      Yeah it probably was X rated, sure has enough boobies in it! Yeah, I hope I win an Oscar for my masterbating scene! I'm making a bloopers vid some time, I had a few in the review I'm recording now.

      You might be right, they might have been important to the plot. I guess I just don't understand the inner workings of a nudey movie!

      You think that room would be sticky? You should have seen my floor after making this review!!

      And fdklas;jf---- Wait, what?! You find Evil Bersercules sexier then me?! Wha- wha- NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:24

      Ha ha! She likes me more then you!! Bersercules is a loser!

      Bersercules, come to the dark side of the reviewerness! the dark side!!

      To Anne:

      I'm rated X!

      Bersercules is a walking blooper reel!

      Yeah guys with trench coats need playcating! If they don't have movies to go to they're just gonna be flashing everyone they see!

      I am SEX!!!

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    3. Unknown11 July 2012 at 14:13

      I'm loving this you guys. Playing one of you off the other is soooo much fun. Bersercules, you better watch this guy with your girlfriend, he really has no morals at all.

      I'm so glad to hear that you'r going to do a bloopers reel. There's just so much room for really good humor in that. I'm looking forward to seeing it.

      P.S. You really are the sexiest Evil Bersercules. The other guy is sweet and all and he's the kind of guy a girl would marry, but you're the kind a girl wants for a one night stand!!!

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    4. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 16:18

      But I wanna get married and have minions, I mean kids!

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    5. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 16:34

      Yeah the bloopers reel might be funny if I fake some, but the legit ones are just weird/dull!

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  6. D411 July 2012 at 13:16

    Dude, boobs. That makes this alright. Terrible movie, the review points that out, but boobs.

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    1. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:33

      Everything is better with boobs. Hitler would have been more liked if all his Nazi stormtroopers were women with their tits out! And instead of blaming the financial difficulties of Germany on the Jewish people, he could have stimulated the econemy by making hard core Nazi porn!

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    2. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 13:41

      I agree with Evil Bersercules in this.

      I wish there was no restrictions with nudity in our sociaty!

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  7. Jimmy Fungus11 July 2012 at 14:46

    If you think about it, it's the same plot as "Jaws" except it's a nudist resort instead of a beach, and a gorilla instead of a shark. So I guess it was essential viewing for Steven Spielberg at some point. Well, of course we know why there are so many repetitive scenes with people doing play by play of what happened in other scenes. Whatever knucklehead wrote this, came up with the beast murdering the women story, and wanted to throw in the nudity thing for pizzazz... but he was too stupid to write any sensible dialogue, so he just had the female "actresses" stand around naked repeating the same gibberish over and over, being he was too much of a frickin' moron to think of a way to logically work them into the actual story. About the only quasi-witty thing in the whole movie was the butt for the ending.

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    1. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 16:14

      I never thought of that! It's Jaw 0 the nudest beginnings!

      A gorilla riding a shark! I've just had the idea for the best movie ever!!!

      Yeah the repetitive stuff sucked.

      Yeah the repetitive stuff sucked.

      Yeah the repetitive stuff sucked.

      Yeah the repetitive stuff sucked.

      I too liked the end butt ending but for probably totally different reasons! (I didn't realise it was witty! I just thought it was assy!)

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    2. Jimmy Fungus12 July 2012 at 09:08

      How about a superhero who is a gorilla, and he rides a shark. But that would limit most of the action to underwater cities, and other places where it is acceptable to ride a shark. Unless it was some kind of super shark that could breath air and fly.

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    3. Bersercules12 July 2012 at 17:03

      Actually all sharks can fly and breath air, its just that they hide that fact! I know of it cause the Gorilla master "Congo Bill" told me!

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  8. Evil Bersercules11 July 2012 at 16:27

    Nudists everywhere should sue Steven Spielberg! That crazy rip off artist!!

    Bersercules stinks!

    Bersercules stinks!

    Bersercules stinks!

    Bersercules stinks!

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    1. Bersercules11 July 2012 at 16:35

      You didn't comment on my comment again Evil Bersercules you really don't understand this commenting thing do you?!

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  9. Al Penwasser11 July 2012 at 19:23

    It may be repetitive and nonsensical, but I enjoy gratuitous nudity.
    Unless I'm the one who's being gratuitous.

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    1. Bersercules12 July 2012 at 08:56

      Thats the movies one saving grace! Nudity!

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  10. Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous12 July 2012 at 03:33

    I'm not entirely sure how a movie can have so much nudity and not be in the least sexy. That takes some real skill on the part of the movie makers.

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    1. Bersercules12 July 2012 at 08:59

      I guess they're masters with naked bodies! But from what I've heard they had to make it non sexy/sexual cause that was the only way they could make movies with nudity and not have any trouble from the law! So necesity was the mother of invention (of the non sexual nudie movies!)

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  11. Anonymous15 July 2012 at 02:45

    No, don't let the man be a nudist. Why!!

    I want more of that girl talking on the phone. I had no idea naked phone conversations were so sexy.

    I am seeing entirely way too much chest hair.

    "And probably made up a bunch of shit, too." Can't. Stop. Laughing.

    Her breasts are talking to me. Is this was men see when a woman speaks?

    The blonde woman who does nothing but sit on her bed and speak with a thick accent is my favorite part of the movie. So much beauty. At least they got her right.


    The end.

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  12. Workingdan20 July 2012 at 19:30

    That is one serious masturbation face you had going there! Must've been those pointy boobs!

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